I was thinking of saints a few days ago. St.Anthony and St. Christopher are my favs. Because I always lose my things and I get so scared when I travel. There are a few things I took from my religious up bringing: my faith in God, the wicked awesome stories from the Bible (good fiction), and some saints to boot. Anyway, I thought of Asif, and how awesome it would be if he were named a saint. And thought of what kind of saint he would be and what he would be a saint for...And I came up wtih: St. Asif, Patron Saint of the Starving Artists.

And the prayer, would go a little something like this:

St. Asif,
Thank you for reminding us that every day is wicked great
Give us the strength to never give up on our dreams.
When there are assholes, smite them with your smile.
When we are saddened, grace us with an unbelievavbly tasteless joke.

St.Asif,
Speak those words of hope and happiness
So that we may never give up on our day
Teach me how to make every day precious
How to make fun of my constant follies
How to not give a fuck and smile.
Or just smile.

St. Asif,
Shine your divine beat boxing light on us
So that we may all beat box
To the sounding beat of our hearts
And follow it desires...

And live to lifes content.

Amen, ’Buddy’.